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PostSubject: You know you're a sleever when......   Sat 06 Sep 2014, 11:51 am

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I am at the beginning of my journey, but I thought this would be fun.....I'll start :) 

You know you're a sleever when.....

- you do your grocery shopping at the chemist
- you find yourself identifying very strongly with the orphans from Oliver! 
- You spend your whole pre op diet period fantasizing over the good old days of weight watchers and atkins
- You spend more time at the chemist than you do in any other store
- You already have an ever growing list of rational, yet witty responses to those loved ones who, with all good intentions, give you the "isn't there another way" spiel
- you know the amount of protein in grams in every type of protein shake AND which ones are the best tasting :) 
- similarly you are an expert on the pros and cons of the regular optifast recipe vs the premium recipe
- You've tried the optifast soups with the steadfast hope that they just might be palatable enough to fool you into thinking that you're actually having a hot meal - and have been severely dissappointed
-  You have begun speculating which of your regular meals could possibly be pureed in a blender

Feel free to add others :) good for a giggle!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a sleever when......   Sun 07 Sep 2014, 3:49 am

ooh yes, I'm agreeing with the preop haunting of the chemist stocking up on optifast products. Also madly googling recipes to try to find some ways of making nearly 6 weeks of low fat low carb vegies more interesting.

now I'm nearly 6 months postop and down 38kg, my undies are falling down under my trousers. My bra cups are gaping. I'm wearing a polar fleece jacket inside my work office. And tonight I'm going to eat out with the family, and take my own plastic tub for the 2/3 of my meal I won't be able to fit in.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a sleever when......   Sat 06 Sep 2014, 10:48 pm

DayleD wrote:
Oh I love this...people should have plenty to add here, lol.

So, you know you're a sleever when...


  • ...people laugh at you when you say 'oh, I ate too much'
  • ...your stomach is loudly joining in on the table talk after eating
  • ...you use terms like opti, sliders, sleevers and clexane
  • ...you look at your water bottle multiple times a day and think 'how am I ever going to...'
  • ...your undies fall down when walking around and the only thing holding them up is your trousers
  • ...thinking about going to the toilet is more constant than the actual doing

Lmao the stomachs one literally made me snort lol!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you're a sleever when......   Sat 06 Sep 2014, 12:09 pm

Oh I love this...people should have plenty to add here, lol.

So, you know you're a sleever when...


  • ...people laugh at you when you say 'oh, I ate too much'
  • ...your stomach is loudly joining in on the table talk after eating
  • ...you use terms like opti, sliders, sleevers and clexane
  • ...you look at your water bottle multiple times a day and think 'how am I ever going to...'
  • ...your undies fall down when walking around and the only thing holding them up is your trousers
  • ...thinking about going to the toilet is more constant than the actual doing
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Msforgiven83
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Number of posts : 112
Age : 34
Location : Tamworth NSW
Registration date : 2013-10-06

PostSubject: You know you're a sleever when......   Sat 06 Sep 2014, 11:51 am

I am at the beginning of my journey, but I thought this would be fun.....I'll start :) 

You know you're a sleever when.....

- you do your grocery shopping at the chemist
- you find yourself identifying very strongly with the orphans from Oliver! 
- You spend your whole pre op diet period fantasizing over the good old days of weight watchers and atkins
- You spend more time at the chemist than you do in any other store
- You already have an ever growing list of rational, yet witty responses to those loved ones who, with all good intentions, give you the "isn't there another way" spiel
- you know the amount of protein in grams in every type of protein shake AND which ones are the best tasting :) 
- similarly you are an expert on the pros and cons of the regular optifast recipe vs the premium recipe
- You've tried the optifast soups with the steadfast hope that they just might be palatable enough to fool you into thinking that you're actually having a hot meal - and have been severely dissappointed
-  You have begun speculating which of your regular meals could possibly be pureed in a blender

Feel free to add others :) good for a giggle!
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http://thelongweighhome.blogspot.com.au/
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